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PSSST...They're all just stickers

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How this S#!T Works

  • Step 1

    Choose Your Design by looking at this Dumb S#!T

  • Step B

    Be Attracted to a Cartoon — They're cute and you're not weird at all

  • Step D

    Delivery — Your Package Will Arrive in the Most Conspicuous Packaging Ever Conceived
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